Why I will NEVER work for Websters.

If your ever bored, or just looking for a serious laugh, check your “User Added” dictionary on  your phone. On my Droid Incredible II  its located at SETTINGS: LANGUAGE & KEYBOARD: TOUCH INPUT: PERSONAL DICTIONARY.

This is a collection of all the words your phones dictionary did not recognize and you either made it remember specifically, or your settings auto saves such words. Now mind you, texting, Facebook and Twitter are imperfect sciences. Its more about convenience than accuracy…but its also about personal style. After perusing my list I was A. not surprised. B. thoroughly entertained C. partially embarrassed. Here is a compilation of some of mine.

Enjoy.

1. ABHORS- apparently I felt VERY strongly about something…

2. absofreakinlutely- the long drawn out cousin of Fkn A!

3. ass- pretty obvious…